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everyones favorite crackwhore 

I think it is pretty self explanatory.
One who excels in being a crackhead whore, sometimes whoring oneself for said crack and being everyones favorite of them at the same time. I say shirts with the phrase "EVERYONES FAVORITE CRACKWHORE" must be worn by them at all times, make it mandatory.
1) Lucy
2) Courtney Love
are both great examples of everyones favorite crackwhore

Everyones Favorite Activity in Bed

You honestly shouldn't have to think about this one.
Oscar: Dude, where'd Mark go, this party is sick!
Jim: Hes just spending some time doing everyones favorite activity in bed!
Oscar: Wha...OOH!!

sick of being everyones... 

Everyone has a mirror to see themselves, but everyone loves their reflection only from their own mirror, because a servant never fails to be loyal to the owner. Whereas the mirror that others show you is from their perspective and you’ll not like to see the true image that is not from your own mirror, which is impossible because the servant never does what the owner won’t like.
P1: sick of being everyones... loyal humble punching bag!

plum in everyones bum 

of annoyance much like a pain in everyones arse.
It is apparent that Steve is just a plum in everyones bum.

Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.