| 8. | cagar el palo | ||
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(mexico)
to bother someone frequently. a words-figth wich someone wins for very much. fuck off Siempre andas cagandome el palo
Your always bohering me so much Te metio un cagason de palo He shut up you with what he told you about your mom No me cagues el palo Fuck off Todos te van a cagar el palo por lo que hiciste Everybody will bother you because of what yo did |
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| 9. | cunt jaw | ||
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when your jaw gets tight and soar after going down on a girl for too long. it shouldn't take that long. maybe you should take a breather, let her bear the burden for a bit. Then your cunt jaw will get better and you'll get a blow job; everybody wins! Person: "what happened to your eye?"
Guy: "My girlfriend punched me in the face because I couldn't get her off." Person: "That sucks." Guy: "The worst part is I've got fucking terrible cunt jaw." |
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| 10. | mexican hot potato | ||
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Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins. A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!
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| 11. | oakland raiders | ||
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Also: faders, raders. A team in the Oakland area, came to the American Football League, round 1950-60. Sucked so bad at one point that their senile, idiot of a general manager, al davis, had moved to LA, probably to stink that great city up. Well, they moved back to Oakland, to continue their tradition of losing horribly. that fatass john madden wanted to coach there. The fans seem like obvious freaks, so beware if your ever in a raders game, for you might get severely retared hanging around a rader fan. Made Randy Moss turn lazy and looked washed up. The only people to like the raders, well, the majority of them could fill a loony bin 10 times over. For Godssake, JaMarcus Russell is obviously smart enough to keep away from the raders as of now. Keep hangin on JaMarcus, somebody else is coming to rescue you! To sum it up, sucked doggy balls then, suck doggy balls now. oh and they're wannabe gangsters, couldn't even use the name "apple dumpling gang" cuz that'd sound too masculine to fit the raders. sorry if this is too long. Antonio: y'know that sign in the philly eagles stadium wall that says "When we Recycle, everybody wins."?
Jerry: yeah? what does that gotta do with the oakland raiders? Antonio: they mean:"when we recycle, everybody wins...... except the raiders! to quote sportswriter Mike Freeman: "Oakland is making the Arizona Cardinals look like the New England Patriots." |
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| 12. | hater | ||
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Something a person is allowed to be. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF PEOPLE CALL YOU A HATER. EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION, EVERYONES ENTITLED TO ONE. people dont hate people becuz their jelous of them, its becuz theyr'e fuhking bitches who care so much about what people think of them. GAWDD dont people realize that NOT EVERYONE has to like them. people will always have people that dont like them and they should seriously just accept that!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HATERS, I HATE THEM AND THEY HATE ME. EVERYBODY WINS Random Person: Hater...
Me:Thats rite, imma hater. suck on that, muhfuhkaa |
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| 13. | Forum Troll | ||
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An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum. 1.
User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys? Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen. 2. User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done. Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog* 3. User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy... Troll: TLDR too long, didn't read OR Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins. |
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| 14. | Forum Troll | ||
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An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum. 1.
User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys? Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen. 2. User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done. Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog* 3. User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy... Troll: TLDR OR Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins. |
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