every time i die
every time i die by chezza September 24, 2005
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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Every Time I Breathe Air • every time i die • every time is his first rodeo • Every Time You Go Away • Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. • Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten • First time every time • Hip every time • Rims that keep spinning every time you stop • they'll do it every time cartoon
every time is his first rodeo
A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
every time is his first rodeo by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022
Every Time I Breathe Air
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.
Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.
Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.
Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.
Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
Every Time I Breathe Air by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013
Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten
A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten by PowellRanger August 17, 2006
Every Time You Go Away
… Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)
Every Time You Go Away by Death Menace February 2, 2023
like this if you cry every time
A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
like this if you cry every time by TheWopShop December 30, 2013