| 1. | mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq | ||
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every single key on the keyboard backwards i'm sorry i was bored so i wrote the definition for
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| 2. | Key Chaining | ||
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When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married. Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"
Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight" |
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| 3. | god | ||
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God, the supposed creator of all of your mad and yet unique people whom all hold unique views.
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The supposed father of Jesus, a one humble man killed in a fasion most of you would call MURDER, and TORTURE. Jesus was suposed to have been taken from us to forgive us of our sins, yet over 50% of the worlds population can proberbly be linked back to the Roman empire, and maybe further back than that. Concluding that Jesus was killed BY US, not god. sry. God being the answer to questions we dont know or understand, God being the only being to travel freely through time and space, and the other 7 dimensions and planes of life that possibly could exist, simply because. God being the designer of the universe, for which he created good and evil. Indeed he showers us all with love and happiness and joy, unless your the child, born from a mother who was raped, being left at the side of the road that crosses between anywhere and nowhere, awaiting death. JOY!!!! God as the sole evidence that life outside our solar system exists. Not the thousands of unexplainable sitings all over the world. God the creator of the men that killed thousands when he hit the button to drop the bomb on hiroshima. nice aint he?? God the energy that created the 4 key elements of the universe as so noted many many pages ago,((electromagnetism, gravity, strong nuclear force, and weak nuclear force)) not the plausable possibility that these elements had to be as they are for the big-bang to occure, else ... |
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| 4. | stylesque | ||
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An attempt at being stylish---usually by borrowing key elements from something or someone with authentic originality and panache---that comes sort of close, but ultimately fails miserably. Often looks good from across the street, but upon closer inspection, is just sad or scary. Leaves you first feeling embarrassed for being drawn in, then compelled to run away quickly. Can be a person, a place, or an object. "That shop looked like it had potential, but every single piece was a stylesque knock-off."
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| 5. | sublime | ||
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A punk, reggae, ska, rock, alternative, hip hop, dub, acoustic, garage, and surf band from Long Beach, CA. No one has ever been able to put their music into one genre or catagory. Sublime is the best band in the entire world; no one even comes close to them. Sublime consists of 3 members; Bradley Nowell, Eric Wilson, and Bud Gaugh. (4 members if you include Lou Dog.) Some of my favorite Sublime songs are:::: Prophet, What Happened, Bad fish, Let's go get stoned, Farther I go, New Song, New Realization, Romeo, Get Out,Boss DJ, Wrong Way, All you need, 5446 That's my number/Ball and Chain, and Falling Idols. Every single Sublime song is amazing. Sublime is key, and will always be key! Sublime truely is "sublime"
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| 6. | AKRON | ||
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Also known as AK-ROWDY.
As a pillar of knowledge, ethnic traditions, staggering zembekikos, and extreme athleticism (e.g. basketball), fittingly enough, it's a place many Greeks call home. It is said and believed to own Camp Nazareth, Canonsburg, Canton, Cleveland, and Columbus. "A.O.C." or Akron owns <<any of the previously named cities>> is an appropriate acronym when regarding the dominance in basketball of the two groups, or really just commenting on the "sweetness" of said cities. (It should be noted that "Akron Owns ___" pertains but is not limited to the "C" cities. For simplicity's sake, A.O.C. is only used for the "C" cities, but Akron still owns Pittsburgh, Reading, Bethlehem, Lancaster, etc.) *** It should also be noted that Akron owns GOYA, and that Akron is no joke. Key Phrase: Ak-town, the mack-town, we don't back down. After watch the boys from AKRON tear it up on the basketball court, and the dance floor, every single girl fell completely and irrevocably in love with them.
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| 7. | Allstar Weekend | ||
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A band that started as a garage band, about two years ago, following The Jonas Brothers on their tour and playing outside their venues. A Disney scout spotted them and put them in the Next big thing competition. Even though they lost, they got signed to Hollywood Records, and appear on Disney Channel and MTV every so often. Despite popular belief; they are NOT a Disney band (even though that's how they got their start) and were a band WAY before Big Time Rush was even put together by Nickelodeon. Also, Unlike Big Time Rush, they write their own music, have deep voices, weren't put together, and don't have a comedy show because they are to busy working on new music and albums, rehearsing and playing concerts for their adoring fans, having USTREAMS and Stickams for their fans, and hanging out w/ their fans. Members: Zachary David Porter: lead vocals Cameron Michael Quiseng(Key-Sang): bass Michael Allen Martinez: drums Nathan Sean Darmody: guitar/backup vocals Dillon Anderson: (live member) piano/guitar Past Members: Benjamin Ross: piano/guitar Tom Noriss: piano/guitar EXAMPLES:
1) BTR Fan: Allstar Weekend Only got signed by Disney so they could compete with Nick's latest success, Big Time Rush (Yes, copy BTR) Anyone w/ common sense (and a brain): Actually, A-Dub was a band way before BTR existed. 2) friend: Why do you like Allstar Weekend? Me: Because they are super sweet, down-to-earth, funny, adorable, have amazing music, actually play their instruments and sing on stage, have Meet 'n' Greets at every single concert, and love their fans. |
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