Al: Lad coming to watch the match?
John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison
Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?
Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"
2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?