Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.
Everton scum they think tjey are the best.
Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........
The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.
We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.
The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.
Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM
The best team in the world. Evertonians are born not made. You don't understand what it is to love everton unless you actually do, they're more than just a football team.
bloke 1''Who do you support?''
bloke 1''They're fucking boss''
Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.
Al: Lad coming to watch the match?
John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison
Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?
Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.
The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.
Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid
very small football club from the city of liverpool,forever in the shadow of rivals liverpools 18 leagues and 5 european cups, everton claim to be the peoples club but very rarly fill their own stadium very bitter and twisted supportesr who blame liverpool for all their faults.....
ay la what score did everton get on?
Arsenal won 7-1...
oh well liverpool drew with man u so its sound gonna go back to wales and shag a sheep later.....
1.) "El Small Club, No?"
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.
1.) Kopite: "Were in the Champions League!"
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"
2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS