|1.||Sticks & Tits|
The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.
"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".
"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"
1.) Horny a. Desirous of sexual activity.
b. Sexually aroused.
2.) The fat of a deer.
3.) The clear of mucus; to blow.
1.) I'm feeling rather snetty this evening.
2.) Wow, man. Check out that snet.
3.) He snet his nose into maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaagazines.
The next step after kanoodling. All sexual activity with the exception of actual intercourse. Includes above and below waist activity such as all oral pleasuring. Sometimes shananigans are necessary in order to get to the finagling stage.
After a lovely evening of kanoodling in front of the fire, we had crazy shananigans but refrained from f*cking.
The next step after kanoodling. All sexual activity with the exception of actual intercourse. Includes above and below waist activity such as all oral pleasuring. Sometimes shenanigans are necessary in order to get to the finagling stage.
After a lovely evening of kanoodling in front of the fire, we had crazy shenanigans but refrained from f*cking.
W***K NIGHT: A pleasurable activity that many internet geek males look forward to, for example upon realising they only had 10 minutes left to download that russian midget gangbang pron film everyone had been talking about.
<Shooster>Yay! 5 mins of d/l left! WN for sure!
<Jimmi>I'm off for a shower & WN myself!
Occurs when a gentlemen takes out a lady for a date that lasts the entire day. It also ensures that at least 3 different acitivites will be done.
Alex asks Pam to go on a dayadate. Their date consists of swimming, going to lunch, then a movie and ends with an evening at a comedy club.
there are many different forms of sex.
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either.
another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth.
and then there is vaginal sex....
a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth.
there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting.
things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things.
condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD.
STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111
after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door.more...
jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside.
but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do.
"jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?"
jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay."
feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob.
and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss.
the door locked behind them.
clothes on the floor.
and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand.
but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions.
jane on top.
as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat.
jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed.
worked him so hard he screamed.
she slapped him again, harder...
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face.
"Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!"
his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his.
finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet.
jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum.
this would be known as hot, kinky sex.