could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her 

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? 

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? by redwings... December 12, 2008

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like 

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like by lukedanc July 19, 2019

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight 

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen by anonymous July 28, 2023

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2023