something white girls can't do
"She can't even right now!"
by popcornpie October 31, 2015

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He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.
"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."
by Annoymous? March 06, 2017

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Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"
by Pål R. October 03, 2003

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