| 309. | Kinda Suprise | ||
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When at a movie theater the guys makes a hole at the bottom of a popcorn box and shoves his cock in it so when the chick gets to it,shes suprised just like in a "KINDA SUPRISE". Anthony:Oh you should of seen the other day mate, Rachel gave me and AWSOME handjob yesterday at hoyts!
Conor: Haha Nice, Anthony: Yeah she even got a bit of a gobby in, I gave her a Kinda Suprise, she said it tasted pretty salty though |
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| 310. | Urban Dictionary | ||
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Mostly people who just want to share their ridiculous slang words, to enhance the English language. more...
However; often used as a way for jealous or angsty people to post hate towards whom ever they wish with impunity (by way of anonymity). Examples can be found in posts for almost all stereotypes (hip, goth, emo, rocker, skater. etc), almost all nationalities, bands or music groups, and basically any thing that anyone could feel threatened by. When searching for a hate message or angst filled reply, look for the following: - The entire entry written in first person form from the poster. Often in a way that makes the poster seem superior to the crowd they are defining ie> "(insert defined group here): hello nice day were having (insert poster here): Fuck you (defined group here), your not (positive adjective)!" - A lack of any real knowledge on the subject other than that already known to the general public. Also contains a combination of personal opinions in as a fact on the topic matter. ie> "Britney spears sucks and she can't sing. Blond haired bimbo whos music is awful and whos followers don't know sh*t." - Anyone who writes anything claiming to know the real truth. Most common in music postings. It's a way of saying mainstream or well known artists or opinions are always bad/wrong. The argument can't be maintained since music is a personal choice and as such how good or bad any piece of music is can only be determined by the individual. ie> "50 Cent blows and on... |
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| 311. | Left 4 Dead | ||
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Left 4 Dead, a game developed by Valve, makers of Half-Life. You play as one of four survivors, Bill, the old guy nobody likes, Francis, the biker guy who hates everything but vests, Louis, the regular black guy, and Zoey, the college student. All have just faced the zombie apocalypse, and must work together to survive. It's alot like the movie I Am Legend. Only lamer and not nearly as scary. more...
In L4D, teamwork is a MUST. There are ordinary, common zombies, which are everywhere, are easy to kill. However, the special infected are not so. Three out of the five zombies require at least one (or all, in the case of the Tank) survivor to kill it, not including the survivor being attacked by it. The special infected seen the most is the Hunter, Boomer, and Smoker. The Hunter is a sweatshirt wearing zombie, who pounces his victims. If you get pounced by him, you're dead unless someone can knock him off or kills him. The Smoker is a zombie with a really long tongue. It, uh... wraps it's tongue around you and drags you, and if you're on a building, and no one saves you in time, you'll fall off and die. If you don't fall off on any buildings, it'll just strangle you to death. The most annoying zombie is the Boomer, the fat lard. This zombie barfs bile on you. If you manage to kill it before that, you still have the risk of the explosion it creates throwing gunk on you. In either case, you'll be blinded momentarily, while being attacked by a h... |
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| 312. | Random Chat | ||
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A forum on a virtual pet site called "marapets" also known as 'RC'. Random Chat consists of three types of people. more...
Most topics consist of the themes EMO, BOYFRIENDS, 'IM QUITTING', LADY GAGA, TYRA BANKS, SEXUAL REFERENCES, AND OTHER MEMBERS COPYING STUPID POINTLESS TOPICS WITH THE THEMES ABOVE. 1. Idiot members. Members who think they are cool by posting .gifs of tyra banks and lady gaga. There leader is a member known as "tubes", or downthetubes aka a total fag who is convinced she is married to lady gaga(she needs mental help, no?) Many of tube's followers love it when she posts topics about how she was wearing a hollister shirt with her juicy bag and some guy asked her how much. They usually swarm to her topics and suck up by posting "OmG TuBeS iLy". This is the general population of this forum. 2. The trolls, or the true maker of RC. I suggest if you dont know what troll means, you look it up now. Without these people, RC would be a lifeless pit full of people who actually give a shit about tubes and her little fans. Troll members consist of: Trashalien, Tripoddd, cotdogsweet, luckyclover61617, Athinor, Mikalolouil, dusterbuster, zooomin, and various others who are banned so frequently their usernames are never the same for more then a week. When 3 or more of these members are on, and you start trouble with one...you best be ready for a full witty attack from any of them online, even going against one of them is bad on your part. 3. The people who fit in no categor... |
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| 313. | Friendly Hostility | ||
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A webcomic written by K. Sandra Fuhr about a bunch of people, but mainly Collin Sri'Vastra and Fox Maharassa, two best friends who happen to be dating (they originally appeared as minor characters in Sandra's other comic, Boy Meets Boy). It's quite possibly the most kick-ass comic of all time. It's utterly hilarious, sorta goofy, incredibly sweet, surprisingly clever, and at times, very sad. The art is fantastic and the writing is even better. more...
Characters include (***shitload of spoilers!***): - Collin Sri'Vastra, self-proclaimed people hater, but actually quite a sweet character. His ambition is to become dictator of a South American country (preferably Venezuela, though he switches to Nicaragua at one point). He has a weakness for lime jello and for his boyfriend, Fox. - Kailen "Fox" Maharassa, hates his real name, and so goes by Fox. Bisexual and gregarious, he sometimes seems like Collin's exact opposite, but that doesn't stop him from loving Collin deeply. Works as a reporter at a tiny newspaper--his job often gets him into danger. Has been known to drive to LA on a whim, and to chase after pirates for the sake of his job. - "Bootsie"/Ann, Collin's slave (he won her in a poker game). Winds up as a friend/sister figure to Fox and Collin. She's 16 at the beginning of the comic, and 21 when it ends. Has a sometimes naive view of love and romance, but sticks by her strong ethics, and winds up the better for it. - The Demon, was living in Fox and Collin's fridge until ... |
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| 314. | Mashed Potatoes | ||
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(Noun Form) Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.) Similar terms are... “Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way. “Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun. Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
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| 315. | hotforwords | ||
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This hot russian chick on youtube with HUGE boobs. You might have often seen hotforwords while scrolling youtube a thumbnail of a girl with incredible cleavage and huge tits. every person who clicks on her just wants to see her boobs, but they are all sadly dissapointed when she doesnt show them, and just talks about the origins of some english word. She even knows shes hot though, cuz she puts hot pics in every thumbnail and even obviously slutty pictures in her intro. W/e, im not mad (and neither should u) cuz she'll get smarter when shes ugly and realize all she was was "someone to masturbate to" for a lonely teenager. Hotforwords: The word boobalicious comes from the latin root 'boba' -
comment 1: tits or GTFO comment 2: just show us ur tits stupid bitch comment 3: i wrote this with one hand |
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