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Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed. Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.
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| 2. | Bouche Dag | ||
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A person of significantly low mental status, originating from douche bag. The letters are switched to signify that the person being insulted is even more retarded than a douche bag. That guy is even more stupid than a douche bag, he's a bouche dag.
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| 3. | stupid freshman | ||
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a freshman, or new person to a school who gets bullyed for the first few weeks, and doesnt have any street smart skills, it is common for juniors and seniors to ridicule these kids, and junior high students try to be cool and make fun of them for being a stupid freshman but there even more immature for not realizing there lower than low i push stupid freshman into lockers almost daily
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| 4. | stupid retard | ||
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Calling a retard stupid, making them sound even more retarded. Closely related to the term: dumb idiot A: "My helmet is blue."
B: "No, your helmet is green, you stupid retard." |
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| 5. | stupid son of a bitch | ||
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A person who initially pisses u off because of their very presence and then pisses u off even more for their stupidity.
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| 6. | Tartweed | ||
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Some who is so stupid, it's like they are a "tart" who is on weed; thus making them even more stupid. You're so stupid; you're a tartweed!
- Tiger Woods was a tartweed to cheat on his wife. |
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| 7. | [InsertAnyFirstName] | ||
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"The most beautiful, cute, cuddly, sexy, courageous, badass, smart, funny, exciting, super-duper, special, unique person around. InsertAnyFirstName has sex like a psychopathic, horny chimpanzee high on ecstasy, but is also there for you when you are dying inside and just need someone to hug." Basically, the best person ever whose name you add to urbandictionary because you're so fond of them. more...
But don't be fooled, this really isn't a valid system for voicing admiration because for every single first name you can think of, there is a description on urbandictionary saying that that particular individual is the best. While InsertAnyFirstName supposedly holds every possible good quality a person can possess, it doesn't really matter because the majority of people reading the description of InsertAnyFirstName don't give a shit at all. Since everybody who has a first name has a description on urbandictionary, that obviously means that there is a flagrant amount of insincerity going on and that most people disagree over who really is the "best." Moreover, said descriptions are often strewn with the most atrocious grammatical mistakes ever to occur in humanity's history, thus making the comments even more stupid to those reading them: |
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