evanpeterscan 

a true deity.

a profile on tiktok that takes photos of famous actor evan peters and puts them on a stock photo of a can

"omg evanpeterscan has to go viral soon"

evanpeterscan by titjuice February 28, 2021

evanpeters_wifeyy 

The best tiktoker than stans ahs.

“ evanpeters_wifeyy is my favorite mutual.”

evanpeters_wifeyy by evanpeters_wifeyy June 17, 2021

Evapulation 

When you cum on your belly and then fall asleep only to find the cum has disappeared when you wake up.

I experienced some severe evapulation when I woke up this morning. Where does it even go?

Evapulation by Reeder3232 June 26, 2020

evaporain 

when it looks like it is raining, but you aren't getting wet

As I stood outside, it looked as if it were raining...but I wasn't getting wet- it can only be evaporain

evaporain by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

evapochildincendiario

the act of yeeting a child into the sun

The child liked fortnite, so I committed evapochildincendiario.

evapochildincendiario by theterrablade42 March 8, 2021

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

evaporated cane juice by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009