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a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day
Evan is gay
by julian ramirez March 26, 2010
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a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.
evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.
by random_observer1234 February 06, 2010
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Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.

Prone to making bets he can't win.

Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.

Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.

Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.

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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*

Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.

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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.

Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.

Guy 3: Yeah, totally.

Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.
by Animus Argentis December 20, 2009
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To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.
"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009
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1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16
"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow
by p99jamesbond007 March 05, 2009
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Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba
Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.
by EWINT September 21, 2008
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Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
Have you seen Evan lately?

Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.

It was that bad?

I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
by Jetta Hater June 30, 2010
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