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usually into rock music, sometimes mistaken for gay. all evans have the same hair wavy and brown. sometimes reddish
Evan and Michelle hooked up, but people still call him gay.

Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?
by Jimbo12334 August 30, 2008
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Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez
Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010
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A really annoying man that won't stop bugging people when they tell him to stop and also tells corny jokes
That guy won't stop talking! Well duh he's an Evan
by xoxoelse January 24, 2017
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A guy who loves you for you hes sweet kind thinks about you all the time text you all the time never wants to leave you protective over you cause he knows you one ina million and that he cant find anyone like you hes a sports guy which makes him extra cuter and hes just an amazing guy and your an amazing girl to be able to have him
by Makayla😘😘 March 18, 2015
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Will make you feel like you are the most special, beautiful, awesome girl in the world but will eventually break your heart. He can lie. He is shy. He will put everything in your hands. He will become suddenly unattracted to you and will soon go back to his ex. So watch out, because this sexy handsome devil will seduce you and you will fall hard. He has the most loving eyes, smile, and laugh. He has an awesome sense of humor and personality. Having many things in common with Evan will score points.
"I hate you, Evan"

"Why did you break my heart, Evan?"
"I think I'm falling in love with Evan!"
by cubbycakes May 12, 2012
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a fucking douche bag; can also be considered a man whore.
"He's such an evan"
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."
by kkkaaammm August 20, 2012
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just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 08, 2010
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