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2.
A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.
He is such a great evan.
by ehrhs06 May 03, 2008
 
22.
Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.
Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.
by Lovetospoon November 10, 2010
 
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Evan is an awesome friend. He has amazing music taste and is a genius. He will always be there when you need him. Amazing to talk to. Thinks he isn't as amazing as everyone says, but he is! WITH ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EYES.
Josie: Woah. Look at those eyes.
Evan: I know right *flips hair*
Josie: *faints*
Evan: *skips away clicking heels*
by Jo-Z March 07, 2014
 
24.
just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 08, 2010
 
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Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez
Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010
 
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Evan is seriously the bestest friend you could ever have. He is such a fun, charming, handsome, and fierce guy. He knows how to put a smile on anyone's face, no matter what kind of mood they're in (except for a few) Evan is such a nice guy and you can trust him with anything. I really wish i could make him mine, too bad he's got feelings for someone else. But still, he will always be there for me no matter what and I can always count on him. I love you Evan
Evan: hey see that girl
His friend: yeah what about her
Evan: dude shes so gross. No one wants that ew.

His friend: haha even your so mean stop
Evan: but it's true!

His friend: ...

Evan: you know it's true stop

His friend: haha yeah but still

;)
by Batman130 January 11, 2014
 
27.
A sweet guy who is easy manipulated by any girl he likes, normally doesn't think before saying or doing things but learns from his mistakes.
1st girl- " why would take Evan back after what he did?

2nd girl- " he's changed a lot, he deserves a second chance".
by suckerforvic October 20, 2013
 
28.
A half black guy that enjoys giving hand jobs in the parking lot of any family restaurant. This type of person acts high and mighty but crys them self to sleep while masturbating every night. If you are ever in the presence of one leave immediately or you may become infected with AIDS.
Evan is a fag
by Phill Davis December 29, 2011