- Signed Shania Lachez
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
His friend: yeah what about her
Evan: dude shes so gross. No one wants that ew.
His friend: haha even your so mean stop
Evan: but it's true!
His friend: ...
Evan: you know it's true stop
His friend: haha yeah but still
Evan: Want me to beat him up?
A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...
Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.