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post-evaluative syndrome 

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
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unlimited evaluation

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.
I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!
unlimited evaluation by bkdouble October 5, 2006
Evoluting: (Verb) Taking ownership of one’s own consciousness and working to evolve it to a higher level of understanding. To begin to see the bigger picture.
"I am evoluting"
Evoluting by Evoluting November 12, 2019
To evolve every day you evolute as a person as explained by jah (xxxtentacion)
If you are evoluting physical but not mental you are not doing the right thing
evoluting by Sassy snake February 10, 2019

intercourse evaluation 

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.
Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.

premature evaluation 

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

Premature Evaluation 

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.
Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?