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19.
1) To be a citizen of any country considered to be Europe, or anyone born in the westernmost part of Russia that is considered to also be in Europe

1.5) To be an Idea born of Europe

2) (Mainly US.) To do something romantic and impulsive.

3) (Mainly US.) To wear attire that is cosidered "European"
1) Caucasians are of european descent.

1.5) Planes, trains and automobiles- 2 out of three are european inventions.

2) A kiss on the hand may be quite continental...

A fuck in the street may be quite european...

3) This skimpy swinwear looks european.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
 
1.
another term for bisexuality
When Andre commenced in listing both his female and male lovers it became obvious that he was very European.

I'm European.
by Saint Sebastian December 10, 2005
 
2.
a slang term for bisexuality stemming from the stereotype that the people of europe are more sexually free than others.
After delving into his long sexual past with both male and female partners I deemed Andre was far too european for my taste.
by St.Sebastian January 03, 2006
 
3.
If you're American before you enter the restroom, and if you're American after you leave the restroom, then what are you while you're inside the restroom?

European!
Hey, turn the other way; European on my boot!
by Penbiks August 18, 2006
 
4.
feeling that pleasurable release that only comes from standing while urinating.
if you're american going into the bathroom, and you're american coming out of the bathroom, what are you when you're inside the bathroom?

European
by SSSSteve May 30, 2007
 
5.
Noun Used to describe someone from the continent of Europe that has small reproductive organs and a tremendously inflated ego. They are a diverse mixture of peoples that enjoy engaging in soccer, which is largely reguarded as an activity for panzies and homosexuals. Due to the success of their North American counter-parts they often resort to "America bashing" which is understandable due to the emabarrisment of being bailed out not once, but twice in a time of war. Although many will not admit that such a situation ever exsisted.

Also can be used to describe someone from the continent of Europe a that has a shity, pathetic, and out dated military, an exception can be made for Germany of course.
European1: "Cunningham are the other Europeans in trouble?"
European2: "Oh poppy cock Elizabeth, its only the French getting steam rolled"

Bob: "Look at all those gays"
Frank:"No Bob, those are Europeans"

US Army Guy: "Those Europeans can't shoot for shit"
US Army Guy2: "Yeah, there a bunch of jackasses"

"I think Euopeans should get there heads out of their asses"
by thisisfunnylol March 01, 2008
 
6.
Laziest and snobbiest people on the face of the Earth. Everything in their country is extremely overpriced, yet people but it anyway.
Thousands flock to their country for no apparent reason other than to waste their money looking at overrated, shitty old buildings that people with common sense really don't give a fuck about.

500 dollars for a 20 minute gondola ride? Fuck that.

100 dollars to enter a cathedral? Fuck that.

20 dollars for 2 scoops of ice cream? Are you fucking kidding me?

God, those europeans just sit on their asses, do nothing, and rake in all that cash from tourism.
by Xer0Syk0 November 15, 2006
 
7.
People who moan and bitch about what prudes we are. Under that logic, they would be forced to watch naked people going at it all day and we should be wearing full outfits even when swimming (god forbid).

People who scream out loud that our government is too socially strict, yet can't seem to mind their own business.

People who whine about the US conservative stance on Universal health care and cannot tolerate political differences.

Will most likely become bigger prudes themselves one day, so the others can watch America rub it in European's damn faces.

Just as intolerant and hate-mongering as the American left, although all the above aren't quite representative of all Europeans or left liberals.
Stupid Bitchy European elitist: Americans are the most fat, ugly, disgustingly arrogant people on the Earth.

Smart American patriot: Look, one day we will have it the other way around where we will rub your prudishness in your face. Stupid asshole Europeans.
by Mack Angel February 19, 2011