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etrade baby 

One of the most famous babies to appear on network television commercials. The etrade baby made his debut in a Super Bowl commercial for etrade. By 2009, there are several different etrade commercials featuring the etrade baby. There are several etrade baby parodies on youtube as well.
Interviewer: So what in the world made you decide to invest in markets?
Etrade Baby: A lot of people are like, aren't you too young to invest in markets. I mean A, don't worry about it, you know I just look young, I mean you don't know how old I am; and B, I use Etrade, so check it. Click, I just bought stock, you just saw me buy stock, no big deal, I mean you know, if I can do it, you can do... oouuggghhh-uuhhh... whoa.
Interviewer: That is very nice. Now I'm wondering where you see yourself in 10 years from now.
etrade baby by EtradeBaby May 25, 2009
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The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.
"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."
eTarded by Mia Pia March 30, 2007
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Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.
I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.
etarded by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

erademic 

1. Out of the people, removed from the people.

2. A disease being eliminated or eradicated from the populace via herd immunity.

Also see epidemic and endemic
This disease has entered the erademic phase

Extradential 

Adj. Special, Outrageous Or Awesome
Ie: Its nothing Extradential
Extradential by AfroThunder June 13, 2003

etrading 

the process of trading stocks, bonds, options and other equities online
'dat fool etrading all day'
etrading by Shmeshmorsion February 13, 2010
(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).
"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."
etarded by lowcal September 26, 2005