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etonic is extreme playin of the opposite sex.....you will know when you are "etonic pimpin" It is what you aim for in being a playa......you wont even have to talk to the girl ...all you have to do is look at them and they come crawling to your knees like you are a king
jeff was etonic pimpin when dave's momma walked into the door. He got her on her knees in a record 9 seconds.
by Jeff favs March 31, 2005

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