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1. etard
a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy
That etard won't stop petting me.
by AG Jul 10, 2004 add a video
2. ETard
noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
3. etard
Someone who still uses aol.
Bob is such an etard he still thinks aol is a real browser.
4. Etard
Someone who is addicted to the drug Ecstasy (MDMA)
look at that Etard
by anonymous Jan 7, 2003 add a video
5. Etard
1. The term is commonly used to describe someone who has been binge whipping (Over extended, consecutive use of N2O) or overuse of ecstasy among other drugs.

2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.
Dude#1: "Man, that nitrous whore did like 150 whippets in 30 minutes last week!"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"
by Sean McCoy Nov 17, 2004 add a video
6. etard
one who is a casual ecstasy user...
kv is an etard.!
by el rey Mar 27, 2003 add a video
7. etard
A beautiful state of mind , where you are constantly lving out E-magnation .

E tards can can be found E-njoying life and are negligent for the Repercussions of there actions.

single : E-Tard

Plural : E-Tards
Mel and Dui are E-Tarded 4 life because they love to party hard .
by Luke Gibson Nov 25, 2003 add a video
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