Elamine 

Elamine is the most charming male to have ever lived on earth, when a girl makes eye contact with him, she becomes so wet she could singlehandedly solve the droughts in Africa.

Elamine m9wd

Elamine by Adhdamn August 17, 2021

examiner 

A person who's job it is to ruin students lives and destroy their dreams.

Examiner: "Ah, correct definition for two marks. Ah fuck it, I'll just give 0."

examiner by NotAGymLad May 14, 2016

Medical Examiner

Someone who is medically qualified and investigates deaths occurring under unusual or suspicious circumstances. Often this involves autopsies as well as some investigation similar to a forensics major.

"Didn't you hear? Mariah got her doctorate and became a medical examiner. Now she works in a morgue!"

Medical Examiner by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

external examiner 

Someone appointed from another institution by a university to question every little, trivial detail of an assessment or graded paper in order to justify their own hefty stipend, make lecturers' lives annoyingly miserable (thus reminding them they are still only employees) and to feign the appearance of academic quality.

Elvira: Leo the external examiner has returned your examination for review because some of the questions require commas to be added. Make sure you do this before you leave the office at 2.30pm today.

Chuck: If all Leo has to do for his money is correct my grammar, then I'd be grateful if you'd ask him to stick that examination paper up his fat arse.

external examiner by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Etamin 

Etamin nuts

"Did you know if was actually Etamin, not Brutus, who stabbed Caesar?"
"No, who was Etamin?"
"Etamin nuts."

Etamin by Sugondese Linguist March 2, 2020

Washington Examiner 

A right-wing propaganda site

Washington Examiner-Trump has done 300 things in two years

Normal person- Haha, so stupid

Washington Examiner by Jam00235 January 20, 2019

Etaine 

Incredibly pretty girl who loves music, outdoors and working out. Beautiful eyes and affectionate smile that can melt your heart like fondue 🫕.

Young money mo: “how far is heaven from earth?”
God: “Wdym, Etaine is already on earth…”

Etaine by Neshom_hn April 23, 2022