Etalp 

n. a science teacher defined as studly by the majority of the teenage, female population. Etalps are generally quite dorky in an endearing sort of way. They are very fond of Star Wars and The Who. Etalps have gelled hair and uncreative fashion sense, usually wearing outfits on rotations of about two weeks.

Etalps have a large group of worshipful followers, usually mindless drones who wear UGGs and enjoy such artists as Justin Bieber. These followers will utilize any opportunity afforded to them to flirt with the Etalp, who usually flirts back.

Girl 1: "Hey look! It's an Etalp!"

Girl 2: "He's so frickin' hot!" *swoons*

Girl 1: "Desperate much?"

Etalp by egregious_child September 22, 2010

Ealk

Ealk - (ee-ahwk) - v. to immediately vomit profusely due to an overwhelming amount of stress, anxiety, or nervousness.

"As soon as she walked in for the audition, no time passed before she ealked all over the floor of the room."

Ealk by Karl Hammerle January 19, 2008

EWALK5 

The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.

Ex.1
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)

EWALK5 by Elex Walker August 26, 2006

Etalihc 

Etalihc is another term that can be used for feeling/looking positively good, or can be known as a "mood."

Pronunciation: EH-TAH-LICK

ex1: No cap she got an Etalihc ass
ex2: I feel Etalihc asf
ex3: Etalihc Vibes

Etalihc by Chilate671 November 9, 2020

M etallic A 

(1)one the most kick-ass bands of all time

Master of puppets
Battery
Disposable heroes
Damage inc.
Fight fire with fire
Wiplash
Creeping death
Motorbreath
Fuel
St.Anger
Frantic
Strugle Within
Enter sandman
Holier than though-just to name a few

M etallic A by Dopetoinfinity_13 November 24, 2003

Etalus

Etalus is a cool bear character In rivals of aether

Person1: Dang I got beat by an etalus main.
Person2: What was their name?
Person1: Etaluspro25
Person3: Oh that was me lol

Etalus by Ansbachwolf March 27, 2019

etalie

an amazing person! shes kind hearted, sweet, and so so so prettyyy. everybody loves her and cant decide if they want to be with her or want to be her. shes the kind of girl people write songs about. she sounds like "wanna be yours" by arctic monkeys. she has the best music taste and style and has a coffee addiction. she runs the accounts et4lie and spaghetalie on tiktok. etalie if u see this, i love you so much.

hey have u seen etalie?
yes omg shes amazing and so kind too

etalie by ilovegilmoregirls January 9, 2022