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Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession
Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation
Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Ecsterbate 

To masterbate while on ecstasy.
"dude you missed last night at the movies!"
"yeah, i know. i had to ecsterbate."
Ecsterbate by Yourmom12345 May 23, 2009

estrenate 

To use something for the first time, especially clothes or shoes. Borrowed word from the Spanish verb estrenar.
* Those are a nice pair of shoes. I had never seen them before, are you estrenating them?
* I hate to estrenate; I don't like people staring at my new clothes, at all!
estrenate by fejikso July 6, 2011

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.
Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!