When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

For Sale By Owner

Seen mostly in the real estate section of craigslist. Many people will have the ability to carry the contract on their house acting as the financier rather than a mortgage lender/bank.

A financial contract whereby property is transferred (usually in the real estate and aviation industries) and then leased back to its original holder.

a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.