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Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
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A person who takes forever in describing something, a story, directions, etc. when it could've been easily understood in two sentences.
Girl: Hey, hows your day been going?
Boy: Oh, its been okay. When I woke up, I didn't have any toothpaste so I had to open a new tube and then I realized I didn't like that flavor so I went into my parents room and borrowed theirs and then my dad started yelling at me for making him late and....
Girl: Woah now, take it easy there essay.
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A short piece of writing with an average of 5 paragraphs that school children write to improve their experience in writing, grammar and reasoning. They get annoying and laborious once you reach middle school.

The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.

The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
I have to write an essay on the plot structure of Twelfth Night.

Kill me.
by UsefulInfoBeing June 02, 2016
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A mexican term that means Brother, Homie, Friend.
South park: Cartman: Did you write the essays? Mexican: Si, I wrote my essay back in mexico. Mexican2: And I wrote 2 essays, one wrote back "Hey thanks for writing, essay"
by Austin L. Vincent May 24, 2007
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Wen someone goes on 4 aaaaaagggeeeesss explainin sumtin dat cud hav been sed in 2 sentances.
after sum1 has jus chat shit 4 bout 10 minutes wen they cud hav sed evryting they sed in 30 secs people will often say 'essays' n laugh at dat person 4 bein foolish.
by da_1_n_onli_GHG January 28, 2005
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plural of ese. purnounced:; essays
you see a home boy you say whats up ese.
you see a lots of home boyz you say whats up essays
by blake killer January 08, 2009
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a form of writing which will most likely ruin your life.
P1: "how did you go on the English essay?"
P2: "I think I failed"
by querky June 22, 2015
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