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5.
The difference between rowing and towing.
The esquire for the trip would have saved us at least 4 hours had we taken the boat instead of the pick up truck!!!
by Esquirer July 13, 2009
 
1.
A man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight.
You sir, are a man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight. You truly are an esquire.
by Stasm October 26, 2006
 
2.
a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.
by Jonathan January 17, 2005
 
3.
1. a guy between knight and gentleman
2. a men's magazine
1. Ah, again that cocksuckage esquire! More tea, darling?
2. Jimmy reads Esquire he's so cute and trendy
by bouncy May 01, 2007
 
4.
The friend of a hooker. Derived from the merging of the words escort (high class hooker) and squire (used as a term of endearment towards a friend).
"I was mates with Judy for 3 months before I realized she was on the game, guess that makes me her esquire".
by mr.nh October 24, 2010