esmaily 

An amazing beautiful person with an amazing personality. They will be there for you in any situation. Don't get on her nerves. If you lose an Esmaily that is a big mistake. They are awesome.

Person 1: I wish Esmaily was my friend
Person 2: I wish she was girlfriend

esmaily by (¯―¯٥) February 14, 2018

ESP Mail 

The information, usually from a superior in an organization or from an institution with which you do business, that you never received, but which they think you should have intuitively known despite how arcane the information is.

"My boyfriend said I didn't get him for his birthday what he'd been hinting at. I guess I didn't get the ESP Mail."
"My boss said that I didn't get a raise because I didn't do everything he told me to do, even though I showed him the email he sent requesting it and the proof that I did everything it required...and more..., he said that I hadn't done everything he expected me to do"
"I thought I'd get 50% off my purchase at X*Y^Z.com as they indicated but I didn't because of requirements they don't mention anywhere on their website."

ESP Mail by alienmindtrick February 11, 2010

jad esmail 

a noob in overwatch

You are such a Jad Esmail

jad esmail by Hanza October 17, 2017

Esmail 

Esmail referring to lower class, African, individuals including: slaves, prostitues, beggars and other impoverished people

A last name found in Eastern Africa that is common among slaves and servants

The Esmails are begging on the street corner.

Esmail by KingRalph February 12, 2009

esmailed 

when your life is going great but you suddenly fall in love with someone from your same gender and then they randomly disappear forever

- Hey man, how are you doing?
- Not good, I got esmailed.

esmailed by not a domlener May 9, 2020