espey is a noun used to describe someone who is obsessed to the point of sexual craving with insects, mainly ants. The word espey can also be used to describe a person with an abnormal habit of doing quite poorly in being non shitty.
MAN! I feel like Espey! That must mean that I am stupid and I want to have sexual intercourse with a bug and I suck and I suck bugs and I swallow.
by Epsey March 21, 2003
Someone that is exceedingly sexy when wearing a Vietnamese Cone Hat. See ant fetish.
Holy crapola, who is that hot bizatch molesting that colony of ants? Oh that is just John Espey.
by Alexei March 21, 2003