Local authorities declined to comment on the current investigation, but suggested that dark-haired women whose middle name is Melissa, living in Shreveport, Louisiana and who own white dogs under 15 pounds could be in danger as the esoterrorist's next targets.
B: YOOOOOO, SMIXXXXX, alie? LOLOL.
C comments: wow, wtf are you two talking about? This is the fifth time this week, get off that esoterrorism shit.