A frozen turd used as a dildo.
Marcia, is the eskimo popsicle ready yet? I'm soooo horny!
by Secret Ego May 06, 2010
a frozen log of poo used as a dildo
she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.
by peppypip May 06, 2010