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1) Freezing your hand by placing it in a freezer or snowbank and then beating off.

2) Getting a hand job by a bitch with cold hands.
1) Na I'm cool, I'm just gona go home and give myself a quick eskimo before assing out.

2) Oh shit bitch! This eskimo is making my dick look small! Warm those hands up first!
by Uncle Elroy March 17, 2008
 
1.
One of God's frozen children.
by farks_me September 18, 2003
 
2.
snow mexicans
see: the igloo
by Mexicano June 01, 2003
 
3.
Really cool people.
Do Eskimos dip their dick in antifreeze?
by aereilly August 03, 2003
 
4.
A person that plays scary lego online games and ice fishes. Most commonly named Jack or Sean.
A: Jack and Sean are such eskimos.

B: I know! They are always ice fishing
A: Sad thing is that they are in denial
by DenialisWrong February 18, 2011
 
5.
Penguins that live in igloos that give pebbles to the other Eskimo penguin they love
Some people don't know this but Eskimos really are.rare type of penguin and they're very cute.
by 2303 October 06, 2013
 
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1) An old derogatory word for native people who lived near the northern arctic regions. It literally means "Raw meat eater" and is the northern equivalent of 'nigger'.
*The correct term is Inuit.

2) It refers to Inuit who are addicted to sniffing solvents, drinking too hard and generally f'n up in life.

That ain't no Inuit...he's just a f'n eskimo
by MrBishop April 02, 2008
 
7.
One who buys most groceries from the frozen foods section.

Grocery stores love these people, as their cooking inability keeps them coming back to the longest shelf-life, highest profit-margin area of the store.
Brandon is an Eskimo, he lives on frozen pizza, nuggets, and Hot Pockets.
by TheGoyWonder November 01, 2013