These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.
They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.
Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool.
Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.
To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
Normal Person: "Mkay, let's go"
Eshlad: *Walking away* "Just you wait cunt, just you wait, I'll come back with 50 friends bro, you'll be fucked then brroo"
Normal Person: "I don't wanna wait man, fight me now"
"Eshlad *runs away and later tells friends that he "snapped" someone in a fight despite the fact he is obviously a weak pussy bastard and ran away and cried*
Esh lad 2: "Nah, man, everyone's already seen me in this" (gesturing to delicately pressed polo shirt).
Esh lad 1: "That's cool. We can go home and vicariously vanquish entire hoods on GTA vice city."
-horizontally striped shirts
-canterbury shorts or pants
-tiny backpack that would fit only a spray can..
They often use the words
And at the end of their words u will often find they add
skiez... (pronounced skeeze)