Escargoon

A genius snail who acts like a real slug. Being the assistant of King Dedede he really takes a lot of lumps while on the job from that giant hammer. Although he gets physically abused on a daily bases by the kings actions, he still cares for Dedede, and his well being. But above all else, the one he cares about most is his mommy.

I have the mental thinking that you've been banging on my noggin like bongos Escargoon!

Escargoon by Escargoon March 7, 2019

escargot 

A cooked snail and a French delicacy. It may or may not be served in its shell.

Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!

or...

Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.

escargot by Sahara April 19, 2005

Escargatoire 

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.

If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?

Escargatoire by Zamboozee March 5, 2011

Escargot'go 

The placing of the french delicacy Escargot (snails)on the vaginal region and repeatedly screaming "go go go" in a repulsive french accent.

Adelais lay on her bed with legs wide open, while smoking a cigar and enjoying a self serving of Escargot'go.

Escargot'go by DanielNH October 17, 2008

hash escargot

escargot made with bread crumbs, parsley, and weed. Invented by some people named philip, koa and ben. It is heard that it is quite delectable.

"Hey, want some hash escargot? :)"

hash escargot by joooopee May 16, 2008

escarghost 

The after-life / spirit existence of a snail.

"Hey Mikey, what do you call a dead snail? And escarghost."

escarghost by Hopkins21 February 10, 2021

Escargot 

Meaning snail in French, this move consists of leaving a trail of post-sex pussy juice all over another person to assert dominance

"Why does your hair smell like pussy?"
"My girl went escargot all over me"

Escargot by HurtyMcBadbad January 19, 2020