| 50. | Johnny Nastypants | ||
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Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from. Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.
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| 51. | attacking backwards | ||
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Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield. Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.
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| 52. | quaff | ||
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the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass
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| 53. | orgasmatron | ||
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The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000. Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
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| 54. | The Getaway | ||
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1. the act or instance of escaping down the the OD house hallway after scuffing up doors with Mikey's scuffy shoes, usually involves a horselike trot, spanking of teh butt and large consumptions of grey goose by the founding members of GAS 2.consequence of retaliation for weak behavior, such as watching "American Sweethearts" on a friday night. derived from drunken american english circa 2002. The getaway was needed after all that writing on the door.
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| 55. | Jimi Hendrix | ||
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One of the greatest guitarists of our time and as aptly pointed out by Brittany R. the man who helped free the slaves. History Channel Voiceover: The year was 1864. The Union trooops had almost defeated the Confederates in their battle to free the slaves. The absolute final turning point was when a black man dressed in phychedelic clothing and somehow having an electric guitar did something amazing.
Jimi:(Singing and playing his wicked licks)Purple haze all in my brain. Living things just don't seem the same. Acting funny but I don't know why. Scuse me while I kiss the sky. History Channel Dude: Thanks to the amazing rendition of this and other now classic Hendrix tunes, the slaveowners were so distracted in amazement that they didn't bother watching all of their slaves escaping toward the North. Thanks to this, Jimi became known the world over as the man who helped free the slaves and whose clone played the same great music in the 60's. We thank you Jimi. Rock on, dude. |
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| 56. | pEcK | ||
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A short, squirrely bug eyed creature with facial crustyitis, poor hygiene and many varied pungent aromas escaping from every oriface. Although similar to a person of Pakistani decent, he is most closely related to the offspring of a crack whore. Appearance can differ from week to week, but often does not change daily. A black Iverson jersey, red hoody, Germany t-shirt, and baggy blue or green cargo pants or khaki's are most common, however the addition of a red bandana, black leather coat or camoflage pants signifies the creature's need to feel intimitading to others by resembling a mafia boss, gang member or G.I. Joe.
A Peck has a limited vocabulary contrived mainly of a few short phrases such as: Fuck you Fuck off What the Fuck and.... "Bitch, make me taco's!" While many find this creature quite repulsive, it is surprising to know that the mother and female sibling of the Peck are quite attractive to ordinary males. The Peck itself choses to initiate mating rituals with females that are larger than himself and resemble biker/goth girls. Feeding habits include foraging for easily prepared meals and storing of non-perishables under piles of clothing and paper on the floor of his den. This may suggest a link to the squirrel family. "PECK, stop eating with your mouth open and slapping your lips together!"
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