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This is the person you claim you already made plans with in order to get out of doing something with somebody you are trying to avoid hanging out with. Often used to ditch a girlfriend or dinner at the parents house. "Thank god I used you as an escape goat, almost had to goto my sister's birthday party!"
"No problem man, at least something good came out of me getting in that terrible car accident" "Hey wanna goto a movie later baby?" "Yeah sure. Oh! Shoot I forgot, I already had plans with Taylor" "You're just using him as an escape goat aren't you!" |
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A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat
Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance. "I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!" |
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First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.
Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around. "The dude is being used as an escape goat."
"That's scapegoat." "Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu." |
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"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame. "They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.
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The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit). Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat
Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?" Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship." Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!" |
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Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners. They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"
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April 19, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave. Jennifer was John's escape goat when he couldn't bring himself to leave Caroline.
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