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Extra special bonus sex or Extra Special Bum Sex
Dude, I took my girl out for dinner and Paid... That should earn me ESBS!
by Lolz4u July 11, 2010
 
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esb
Star Wars (Empire Stikes Back)
Lando is pretty awesome in ESB
by dub95 November 08, 2007
 
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ESB
Eat shit Bitch
Uggito go ESB before I knock you out!!

Josesillo ESB, you suck at madden!
by Da Truth 0206 April 14, 2011
 
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ESB
Extreme Semen Backup

"Dude, I've so got ESB... I haven't been laid in a week."
by Nate Swami Paddlehard December 10, 2006
 
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ESB
ESB stands for Estradiol Soaked Bitch. It describes a woman with a symmetrical face and a slender hourglass figure who is very confident, selfish and narcissistic. She often betrays other women by stealing their mates and is usually only popular with brain dead men.
Tiger Woods' "alleged" mistress is a total ESB!

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by Tieran MacLosoff December 02, 2009
 
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ESB
An ancronym for Excessive Sperm Build-up (aka Blue Balls).
Ted just couldn't handle his ESB any more; he told his wife to screw off and went to the titty bars.
by OA&T March 20, 2007
 
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ESB
Enormous Sperm Builtup
It is the male equivalent to PMS. "Why are you so gumpy dude, do you have ESB?

by Melvo December 14, 2006