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a werd derived from "art". it has now turned into a language and a religion and is presently planning on world domination. talking ert includes using the "er" sound in every word.
sass: yer bern, wert erp? (yo ben, what up?")
ben: nerthin serse, her bert yer?(nothing sass, how bout you?)
by hobbit April 30, 2003
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kinda like a elf but with no ears and has large toes
girl 1:there was a ert in that move
girl 2:I thank he hides migets under his toes
by kornjerker March 06, 2009
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Vurre gut
Oh yuz Ert like!
by TwoPointOne October 26, 2016
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the languege in the bible revised from the word ertal, which means the new one. the religion above is ironic since it is a new "religion" and the word mean new one.
he was an ertal to society
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
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