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A replacement for "lol" on AIM, meaning a small giggle, instead of actually laughing out loud, which nobody really does.
A: ...and that's how I woke up with a drunk panda.
B: ert
A: pretty funny, huh?
B: not really.
by The Bard of Anon May 16, 2005
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Sex yet to be had in lifted hotel rooms with Swedish twins.
"ert hasn't happened yet, but the Swedes have asked me to show them around town, and I plan to show them ALL of the hotel rooms."
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ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>
~ert-ness n

I have started a movement to get this word into the dictionary, I'm not sure if it would be considered advertising to put a link to it on here, but here's the site: http://www.areyouert.com
A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him:
I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert? The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought: if I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be.
by Patman March 18, 2006
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shut up bitches your all rong its not a damn word
by billy bob September 01, 2004
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Meaning Over-dramatic and unreasonable.
1. Tabitha Floss' parents are such erts.

2. Today in band, Ben was being an ert because I didn't tune my instrument.
by BHS Band Member April 13, 2011
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the wave of bullshit trying to be passed off as art by its creator/creators based simply on it being weird as hell
That isn't art, it's nothing but ert.
by Eib September 15, 2003
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ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>

~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation
A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."
by Just Bly February 27, 2006
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