*Girl and Guy meet* Guy asks "want to go have some WES?" Girl says "What?" Guy says "You know what I mean." She replies "No I don't" He then says "You know some Wild Erotic Sex." *Girl bitch slaps him*
that person finds you insanely sex-ay.
Twisted: "So I had sex with my grandma, and she opened a beer bottle cap with her crotch"
Zap: "Well that's strangely erotic"
Like fractional sex, fictional sex is sex you make up to boost your stats (the notches on your belt in other words). Or, it can also be sex you deny ever having, out of fear of having too high of a bed count, or out of embarrassment that the person you had it with was sketchy. Basically, if you lie about whether or not you got laid, it's fictional sex.
Bob: Dude, I nailed Cassandra last night! I'm up to 22 notches on my belt already. How many you got?
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
The incredible desire to have random sex.
Below are examples of wanna ding.
Having sex in the pool.
Having sex on the drier.
Having sex in the car.
Having sex in a bathroom.
Having sex in a library.
Having sex on a motorcycle.
Having sex at the movies.
Having sex in the class.
Having sex on a pool table.
Having sex on the counter.
Having sex against a wall.
|5.||auto erotic asphyxiation|
Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.
They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!
A phrase that describes something that is good, comparible with 'cool' or 'hip'.
The term was first coined by hardcore punk teenagers in the southwest of England during the first part of the new millenium who were tired of using outdated words used by 'scenesters' and 'topshop blands'.
The Sex is often used when referring to something with erotic conitations to add emphasis to the particular act or activity.
Other variations of 'The Sex' include 'le sex', which adds a French flavour to the phrase again increasing the erotic conitations ever further.
That girl is the sex!
Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.
"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"