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6. erk
A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.
hey clark, did you just erk it?
1. Erk
The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.
James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!
2. erk
"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.
John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.
3. Erk
The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.
#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......
4. Erk
to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.
You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.
5. erk
To be bugged by someone or something.
The way that girl acts really erks me.
7. erk
An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone
U erk give me back my toothpaste!
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