a disease in which the afllicted person becomes scared of anything that is fun or could be considered fun. only affects people with the name eric. the affected individual refuses to partake in any illegal activities and refrains from leaving his house past midnight. the only known cure for this is to get so much murt in their ear that they realize that he needs to have fun.
"Wait, you're done drinking and smoking. You're a pussy!"
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."
"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."
a. A disease that afflicts everyone with an Eric like personality in which they obtain a serious superiority complex, and stalk girls they have no chance with in a desperate act proving self-worth. The infected person is then no longer liked by any significant number of people, and in fact is generally hated.
b. Generally being a douche
The poor guy caught ericitis, and has become a total douche.