1: A man doing something wrong.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.
6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.
Gloria-"That dirty bastard had an erection with you! On yoru honeymoon? Girl let me tell you, he raped you, he used hsi erection on you."
Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."
Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."
Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."
The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
The way a native Japanese man or woman pronounce, election.
BTW, next week is Erection Day, right?
When blood flows from one head to the other.
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my penis because she thought it was my phone.
1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.
When a male becomes sexually aroused, the penis fills with blood and grows to a much larger size than usual.
The erect penis sticks straight up or forward, and is much harder than it is when flaccid. An erection is very sensitive, and contact with it can cause immense pleasure.
Teenage boys tend to get erections very often and doing so is usually very embarassing in public. Therefore, they will usually make an attempt to hide the unwanted erection.
Eric watched as Kim walked up to the front of the room, her perfect ass shaking back and forth with each step she took. He felt his penis stiffen as it pressed against his black/white checker boxers.more...
He looked down and saw the bulge appearing in his jeans and pressed his hands down on it, trying to keep it out of sight. But the erection's contact with his jeans only caused it become harder, and he felt it force against his hands.
He struggled to keep it in his pants, but it pushed past his fingers and found its way through Eric's fly, standing up in the fresh air. His jeans and boxers dropped down to his knees as the rod continued to grow.
He gritted his teeth as it rubbed against the bottom of his desk, the head becoming coated with precum. He leaned forward to keep it out of sight, but his dick slid across the surface of the desk, giving him an intense feeling of pleasure.
He was overcome with arousal and began rubbing his cock back and forth against the desk, feeling his orgasm build up with every second. His member felt swollen and heavy as his load built up in the head.
The class gathered around him as he let out a deep moan, and his hard-on released a flow of hot white sperm that splashed against the seat in front of him. His dick bobbed up and down as a few more spurts of jizz shot out, then slumped down into Eric's lap.
He opened his eyes and looked around, embarassed beyond all belief. He stood up slowly, his boxers and jeans dropping onto the floor and plac...
The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.
"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"
1. When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.
2. A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.
Description 1 : The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.
Description 2 : The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.