|1.||average penis length|
Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.
Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!
Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.
Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!
Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.
An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.
Q: What's a Gay Eight?
A: Six inches.
Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?
A: No one I know (sighs).
|4.||Line of Fire (Angels Kiss)|
This is the act of taking ones erect penis and holding it horizontally and thereafter setting a line of coke down the length of the shaft. A female then begins to snort from the base up, as you continue the act of holding the penis steady. When the female reaches the tip, one then lets go of the shaft causing the penis to fly in an upward motion slapping the female on the tip of the nose with the tip of the penis. This moment is known as the "Angels Kiss."
The Line of Fire (Angels Kiss) as preformed in a real life situation: Your girlfriend comes over to "watch a movie." You suggest something more exciting and edgy instead. She says "Hey, why don't we snort a line and get freaky?" "Better idea, why don't YOU snort a line, only off of my genitals though!" you say back. "lets do it!" she quickly replies. (every time) No more than a few minutes later you have an erect penis with a line of coke laid ever so gently atop its shaft. With one nostril pinched closed she looks up, giggles, and places her nose at the base of your penis. She then begins to snort. The moment may come fast or fairly slow depending on the level of experience your girlfriend may have with snorting coke. Never the less when the time comes you will know. With one simple swish of the hand you let go of your penis causing it to successfully fly up and smack her right in the nose. As you look down triumphantly at your white powder-tip nosed girlfriend, you may then step back and show your dominance once more by "serving" her for as long as you deem necessary.
Slang for anything tiny; minuscule; worthless etc.more...
Asians have the smallest penis' and that is a scientific fact. Smallest in both length and width. Asian men would like you to think there is some "conspiracy" against them, but the simple fact is that they have small penis' and are in denial. Asians make up a much larger percentage of the internet population compared to real life population in English speaking countries so they go on these sites and put their false definitions in and the rest all give them thumbs up/5 starts etc. hoping that uninformed people believe them.
This is from an actual study done in the US in 2006. It shows the average erect penis on an adult East/South Asian man is 3.1 inches in length and 2.9 inches in girth. All other races average out to 5.1 inches in length and 4.4 inches in girth. Every actual study ever done has shown Asian men have the smallest penises of any race, even the biased ones in the past that only included people with large penises. By the way, I'm Hispanic and am not racist, I have Asian friends but you all need to come to reality and start telling the truth. Embrace your small penis'.
An erect appendage, more commonly found on a man.
"The other day i saw a movie which consisted of various women sampling man length".
|7.||Central Indian Penis|
Sex organ of a male from Middle India.more...
The region is dominated by the Indo-Aryan branch of the short-statured round-headed Alpine race, which displays
morphological adaptation to extremely cold Alpine climates, such as brachycephaly (round-headedness), short stature &, due to Allen's Rule, diminished extremities such as arms, legs & penis. Consequently, this sub-type of the European Alpine Penis is naturally slightly smaller than the North Indian Penis of the tall long-headed Nordic-Iranian or Iranoid Race, which displays adaptation to temperate-cold Iranian climates rather than Alpine-cold or Siberian climates.
However, the difference between the 2 Aryan types is not substantial, & both are in turn dwarfed by the far more
voluminous South Indian Penis, which is largest due to Dravidian or Negroid-Australoid predominance in Tamil Nadu & Aethiopoid dominance in Malabar:
Region ... (Race) ___ Erect Penis (Soft) _ Ref (see below)
C European (Alpine) ... 10.83 cm ( 7.22 cm). 1
C Indian . (Alpine) ... 11.49 cm ( 7.66 cm). 2
N Indian . (Iranoid) .. 11.7...