equitedious 

adj. When two things are equally as boring or are similar enough to each other in lame status.

Guy 1: Do you want to go watch grass grow, or would you rather watch paint dry?
Guy 2: I don't know. They both sound equitedious to me.

equitedious by urb4nd3cay February 22, 2008

Equitearoones 

The repetitive relapse of a relationship, involving two people who fall in and out of love with each other on a regular basis.

Person one - Hey Bill and Julie are going out again

Person two - Really? That's like five times.

Person one - I know, Bill always Equitearoones with his girls

Equitearoones by WordCreation January 12, 2014

Equitearoones 

The repetitive relapse of a relationship, involving two people who fall in and out of love with each other on a regular basis.

Person one - Hey Bill and Julie are going out again

Person two - Really? That's like five times.

Person one - I know, Bill always Equitearoones with his girls

Equitearoones by WordCreation1 January 12, 2014

Equitet 

A word mostly used with the people who regularly go to music festivals in British Colombia and Alberta, Canada. Equitet is a derivative of the word "Etiquette". The word is the customary code of polite behaviour among the experienced festival goers (Festies). The reason for a unique word to describe this code is that it is contrary to all other forms of etiquette; the rules around sharing drugs, no complaining about noise and never being upset about not seeing the person you came until you are leaving,.

dan, a long time Festie says to his buddy at the Festival"that dude we just met, must be a long time Festie cause he has dope equitet."

Equitet by Stalwart July 6, 2020

private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.

That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.

private equitied by J BCD October 17, 2025