literal equations 

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

literal equations by Pooookasad September 30, 2013

line equations 

(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.

"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"

line equations by lyssalicious February 27, 2010

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road 

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

bent-penis math equations 

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

bent-penis math equations by Anarchist October 17, 2003

first order equations 

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

first order equations by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

Explain Simultaneous Equations by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023

Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty

Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

Ackles Ass Equation by several very small mangos June 5, 2016