Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty

Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

Ackles Ass Equation by several very small mangos June 5, 2016

Equationize 

To convert text into equation form in Word.

To select, highlight and press atl+= on Microsoft Word-hence "equationizing" your material.

Broseph, that is sloppy. Equationize that.

Equationize by CaptainSmack October 25, 2012

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

Differential Equation 

A course commonly taken in college by math, engineering and various other majors. It is a field of mathematics created for the sole reason of torturing anyone who thought calculus was easy. In many cases attending lectures in this class will cause mild to severe brain trauma depending on the competency of the lecturer and the student.

Joe: "So are you taking any math this semester?"

Laura: "Yeah, I'm in differential equations."

Joe: "Yeah...Mike took that last semester."

Mike: "Uggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh."

Joe: "Aww how nice, I think he was wishing you good luck."

Differential Equation by 'ice' November 11, 2009

Jerry's equation 

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

Jerry's equation by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019

Nadair Equation

An combination of a Baka Matrix and Influences used in Qualculus to represent a program or object.

I wrote a Nadair Equation that looked like K(J)>=>A

Nadair Equation by Xin Jung January 21, 2005

Azar Equation

Akin to Drakes equation a similar pursuit is offered to guesstimate the TIME in generations a population of enlightened beings gain enough knowledge to understand their origins and purpose in life and thus begin to end the days of FAITH on earth.

First a review of Drakes equation used to guesstimate the possibility of advanced entities in our known galaxy of the Milky way which encompasses 300 Billion stars akin to our Sun.

THUS, gods equation is proposed for an infinite entity as humans as children of god given the gift of life on earth in order to master its domain in the realm of FAITH for its inherent aspect produces a drive towards infinity as ignorance is bliss YET pursuit of knowledge a rewarding gift.

The System is changing with each addition of deeds performed by each generation and a time will evolve whereby the system is ready to be TESTED. for that which is given much-much is expected.

I understand Drakes equation is used to find advanced entities of the universe but this Azar equation implies a moment in Time for our own race to perform certain tasks and state of existence as described in holy books or hearts of mankind before such communication is given with the universe let alone the spirit world of god.

Azar Equation = gods equation

Azar Equation by sambo sami suleiman azar April 23, 2010