"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"
"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."
2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.
3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag
4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy
A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?
B: Let me guess, an Epstein?
A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!
A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?
B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!