Epeener 

Much related to the popular words such as Epeen and E-peen. An Epeener is an individual who almost always seems to play online games and MMO-based games exclusively to flex and increase his or her virtual "epeen" portfolio.

Guild Recruiter: " Hey man, why do you want to join our guild?".

Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".

Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".

Epeener by Chiram January 11, 2008

ehsense 

a very sexy, cute, anime lover, who has a 6,900,000 inch dong. Sweet and milky pp sauce and doesn't know his dogs name. Talks his shit to jaydo in the commons area every morning. He is also very fat and is not skinny whatsoever. Could shit on Michael Boles in a fight. Also lives off of grilled cheese, water, rogue energy and bread. Lives an hour away in a trailer park and would 1v1 boink on 30 fps, not because he's confident but so boink cant talk shit. Was caught for being "too loud" by Michael cook. Blamed Devin for breaking the racket when he actually did it himself. Would trade his entire locker for the baseball skin. OG season 3 power chord fucking ruined by fortnite fuck epic games in the chat. Always in the mood to edit shit, and the first thing he did in 2020 was vibe. Karen Cook felt bad for ehsense so she went out and bought him a mountain dew. Also, when his pp gets hard it is the size of a football field. Jealous of the four letters money-shitting ability. Chops wood 24/7 and gets his money worth of monster bucks. Sense never likes to be a dick about anything. Watches comikazie all night and gets 4 hours of sleep. . ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Michael: is that a minecraft skeleton over there?

Renny: no thats just ehsense.

ehsense by ehsesne February 7, 2020

Espendog 

A term from Florida in the 80’s and 90’s to describe a cool dude who was up for anything. If something was going down he would be there.

Bro, these guys are looking at us sideways. Bro are you gonna be an espendog or are you going to nut up and leave.

Espendog by LiL Pluto November 8, 2018

essence-of-puss 

The fundamental odor of vaginal moisture.

Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.

A man and a woman, just having finished passionate foreplay, were cuddling each other in bed. At one point, the man put his hand to his wife's face, to caress and admire her and she said "uummm! Your fingers smell like essence-of-puss."

essence-of-puss by Westphalia July 19, 2014

Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Eisen 

A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.

If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.

Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.

Person 1: you’re such an Eisen. I love you!
Person 2: 😶

Eisen by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager 

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.

Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager by OP-Kun November 19, 2013