The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.
Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011
Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*
by realniggaJJB October 23, 2013
Having an epiphany while taking a dump
by Pincusfloyd July 23, 2007
A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).
"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."
by Abrax March 28, 2008
*Beth returning from the bathroom*
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!
by Mimmy Blanc January 14, 2012
I've been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. Then, while on the toilet, I had an epoophany.. The answer is, MORE COWBELL!
by Oscar94Shane August 1, 2012
Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
by GinerShiner March 15, 2014