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an inside out cantalope
Person 1: Hey do you want to try an epolatnac ?
Person 2: Um what the hell is that? Is that like a yeti that lives in the mountains?
Person 1: No! its an inside out cantalope! Can't u tell?!
*Slaps Person 2 with a fish*
by Blake + Kelly August 06, 2007

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